Tuesday, February 13, 2007

An Important Announcement

I have called this press conference to put some rumors to rest. I will read a short statement and I will take no questions.


I wish to announce that there is no freaking way I am the father of Anna Nichole's baby. I did not have sexual relations with that woman. I may b e one of the few who didn't, but I didn't.


Thank you. That is all.

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